Okay, so the Elliott's don't really have a homestead. But we aspire to one. Someday, our homestead will be full of chickens, cows, perhaps a goat, and of course lots of preserved food. Heck, throw a sheep in there to sheer so we can make our own yarn too.
What we have in the meantime, however, is a seven-week-old daughter that constantly makes a noise resembling a lamb. Does this count towards homestead status? I vote yes. We had three separate people tell us last Sunday that she sounded like a baby lamb when she, uh, grunts? We actually aren't sure what the noise is. It just is. And it's endearing.
This is her.
Hello baby lamb. I love you.
Even if your grunting is far from feminine. We've got some time to work on it.