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Homemade Hardwood Floor Polish

January 31, 2013 - 18 Comments

Butter from grass-fed cows?

Yes.

High-quality, cold-pressed olive oil?

Oh, yes.

Virgin coconut oil?

Come on people. Of course.

Homemade tallow?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Hydrogenated & rancid vegetable oils?

No thank you.

It's not secret we're fond of real, whole fats around here on the homestead. Let's be honest, I've been known to slather a vegetable or two with butter in my day. So many may be surprised to see that giant bottle of vegetable oil hidden in my pantry.

Say what?!?!

But behold! I have found a great use for this oil!

And no. It ain't goin' in our bodies. Matter of fact, it's goin' on our wood floors.

Yes, my friends. It's the very best use I can think of for such a nutritional backwards and unhealthy product. In an ode to what I think of hydrogenated oils, I give you:

Homemade Hardwood Floor Polish

You will need:
– 1 recycled empty squirt bottle
– 2 1/2 cups cheap, vegetable oil
– 1 1/2 cups cheap, white vinegar
– 15 drops essential oils, optional

Combine the oil, vinegar, and essential oil in the squirt bottle. You'll have to keep shaking to combine as you go. Squirt on your swept, hardwood floors. Mop over the floors with a rag or mop.

Enjoy the fact that you have clean, shiny floors. Free of nasty commercial chemicals so often present in household cleaners and polishes.

Seriously, y'all. I've used this cleaner for months now. It's awesome.

I love our pecan floors, and even though they need to be refinished in a BAD way, I still love being able to help them at least sparkle a little extra.

This polish also works great on our buffet table and dining table and chairs. Alright, let's go bigger picture: it'll work great on any wood pieces, I imagine. And it's cheap.

And frankly, it's the best utilization of vegetable oil I can imagine.

Which, by the way, they sell at the dollar store (just tryin' to stay frugal, man).

It's not rocket science. But it is awesome. Less chemicals and less money to have beautifully polished and clean floors.

Booya.

By the way, it's been very warm here the past few days. As in, like, flip-flop and shorts warm. As in, I wore a cardigan and started to sweat like an athlete warm. All that to say, I found my first palmetto bug of the season yesterday on the floor by the door. They haven't graced us with their presence since last fall and you can imagine the excitement I feel for their return.

It simply confirmed my theory.

Nothing in Alabama ever dies.

It just keeps growin' and growin' and growin' until one day it's so big it'll just start to take over the world.

Just a theory.

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Comments:

  1. with eager hands

    January 31, 2013 at 7:55 am

    Bad-ow! I got funky oil. I got hardwood floors. I have 4 children eager to mop the floors.

    riiiiiiiight….

    thanks for the recipe!

    Reply
  2. Jessica

    January 31, 2013 at 8:10 am

    awesome! i have veg oil and white flour at home too – i use them to make play-doh! 🙂 thanks for another use of veg oil!

    Reply
  3. Krista Odermann

    January 31, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Does this make your floors super slick?

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    • Dana

      March 11, 2013 at 3:13 pm

      I was wondering the same thing.

      Reply
    • Shaye Elliott

      March 11, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      Nope! Just don’t over do it!

      Reply
    • Kathleen

      June 13, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      Yes it does!

      Reply
  4. Kendra Homestead-Girl

    February 2, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    I’m so glad you shared this. I wonder if it would work on laminate wood floors. I have a whole gallon of veg. oil I didn’t want to throw away, but hadn’t really looked at options for other ways to use it. Thanks for the suggestion 🙂 I need to find a way to use a gallon of Crisco, too, lol.

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  5. Jenny

    February 4, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Interested to know why your SoluGuard bottle is empty and available?

    Reply
  6. Prepared to Eat

    February 11, 2013 at 7:21 am

    I’ve been wondering about homemade cleaners. This may be the one that does it for me! I usually just use baking soda and vinegar on everything, but I haven’t ever mixed anything up. Can’t really do baking soda and vinegar on hardwood, though. 😉

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  7. alisonbayne

    February 13, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    I could use this on my wooden table and chairs too, right? Just hopped in from the Homestead Barn Hop – howdy!

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  8. Nichole

    April 20, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Just wondering about my kids and pets who constantly are rolling around on the floors. Not sure if I want those GMO’s even on my floor. Think I might stick with olive, but thanks for the awesome recipe!!

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  9. sundiego23

    May 31, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Seems like the vinegar would strip the floors? Anyone?

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  10. John

    December 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    It’s also worth mentioning that various seed and vegetable oils are the base of various furniture varnishes. You can read a bit more into that history of how they came into our food supply by going here.

    http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/unsaturated-oils.shtml It’s just above the Summary, just below halfway down the page.

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  11. April

    March 13, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    I have been using just vinegar/water that I soaked lemon peel in and it works great and I haven’t noticed any stripping/drying of the floors. Though I think adding oil would do it some good now and then, espeically with this super cold winter we’ve been having in the midwest.

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  12. Mary oglesby

    March 27, 2014 at 11:29 am

    This did not work for me…left a dull greasy MESS!!! Ugh…

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    • Shaye Elliott

      April 3, 2014 at 4:08 pm

      Perhaps it depends on the type of wood?

      Reply
  13. Jessica

    January 10, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Checking to if you only accept “positive” comments

    Reply
    • Shaye Elliott

      January 17, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      Certainly not, but I do try and keep the “aroma” of this blog positive and inspiring. Please feel free to email me personally if there’s something “negative” you’d like to discuss 😉

      Reply

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